delphipsmith: (Kosh)
I think I might have run across one or two that are bingos all on their own lol

delphipsmith: (library)
delphipsmith: (Solo odds)
This girl's hilarious tweets while watching Episodes IV, V and VI for the first time will have you laughing til you cry:

http://distractify.com/humor/2015/12/31/mariam-space-indy-space-voldemort

"Today has seen the end of Obi Wan Kenobi, it will soon see the end of the rebellion" Yessssss go Mufasa go

Gold robot man, space trash can, and murder bears -- what more could you want??

Full twitter feed for all three movies:
https://storify.com/gaileyfrey/sarah-sees-a-star-war
https://storify.com/gaileyfrey/capes-vs-cloaks
https://storify.com/gaileyfrey/space-voldemort-vs-whiny-space-criminals-6-luke-is
delphipsmith: (hobbes_giggle)
Two book recs for today. I don't recommend you actually read them, necessarily, just...well, take a look :)

Latawnya the Naughty Horse Learns to Say No to Drugs

BIRTH CONTROL IS SINFUL IN THE CHRISTIAN MARRIAGES AND ALSO ROBBING GOD OF PRIESTHOOD CHILDREN!!

Those exclamation points aren't mine, ladies and gentlemen -- they're actually part of the title.

Read the reviews, they are hilarious. And the "People who viewed this also viewed..."
delphipsmith: (Elizabethan adder)
I'm in day 4 of a five-day workshop on digital collections, digital projects, digital forensics and for all I know digital didgeridoos. My head feels about to explode, so the best I can offer today is this bit of silliness:

William Shakespeare

Now is the delphipsmith of our discontent
Made glorious summer by this sun of York.

Which work of Shakespeare was the original quote from?

Get your own quotes:


delphipsmith: (grinchmas)
*snerk*

Dear Santa...

Dear Santa,

This year I've been busy!

Last Saturday I gave [livejournal.com profile] ennyousai a wet willie, then I took it back (-5 points). Last week I pushed [livejournal.com profile] sixpence_jones in the mud (-17 points). In September I ruled Duluth, Minnesota as a cruel and heartless dictator (-700 points). In April [livejournal.com profile] lady_of_clunn and I donated clothes to the needy (11 points). Last Monday I turned [livejournal.com profile] rivertempest in for farting in church (3 points).

Overall, I've been naughty (-708 points). For Christmas I deserve a lump of coal!

Sincerely,
delphipsmith

Write your letter to Santa! Enter your LJ username:
delphipsmith: (Sir Patrick Captain)
There is simply nothing to say to this, it just demands your instant and utter enjoyment. I mean really, look at that puckish grin, right? All one can do is just giggle hysterically. And perhaps wish for a bucket or two of clarified butter.

I put it down to too much Ian McKellen. Or his new wife, maybe.
(Click through to read some very funny comments...)

delphipsmith: (GryffSlyth)
Too crazy busy to be able to think of anything sensible to write, so instead I offer this awesome thing:
neville
delphipsmith: (much rejoicing)
You know, it's amazing how the whole country is celebrating my birthday. Not only did all federal employees get the day off, but there were 800,000 people partying in the streets of Washington DC this morning!! Remarkable. And that's not even counting the lovely birthday wishes from my flisties here on LJ. Thank you all, I feel so loved :)


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delphipsmith: (WaitWhat)
[livejournal.com profile] droxy says she has been feeling Luddite-ish lately and bemoaned the lack of appropriate icons, so I made two. It gratifies my sense of irony to use technology to make and post and share icons about how suspect technology is. Anyway, here they are:

 
Enjoy!
delphipsmith: (WaitWhat)
Heh heh heh. Get it?

delphipsmith: (tonypm)
I recently discovered the parodic stylings of Minerva [livejournal.com profile] mctabby and have laughed myself nearly into a cracked rib. Be sure to put down any beverages before proceeding...Ready? OK!

The Head of Slytherin is a delightfully demented and decadent little piece set to the tune of "The Battle Hymn of the Republic." There's voyeurism, slash, and polyjuiced rhyming smut -- who could ask for more?? Apparently it was written back in 2002 for something called "the Severus Snape Fuh-Q Fest," which sounds fabulous and quite possibly worth reviving. Here's a sample:

(If you need a refresher on the melody)
I would never have believed it of my stooges, Crabbe and Goyle,
But I saw them sneak off somewhere with a flask of massage oil.
I pursued - and found him waiting, with a cauldron on the boil -
The Head of Slytherin.

Then there's the hilarious That Potter Slash, also by McTabby, a parody of everyone's favorite Dr. Seuss book Green Eggs and Ham:

Would you, could you
Harry/Snape?
Read it! Read it!
No escape!


Serious giggles lie ahead. Read (or sing) aloud for best effect.
delphipsmith: (snape applause)
*snicker*

delphipsmith: (PIcard face-palm)
This. Several possible puns occur to me (Tooth or consequences? To tell the tooth?) but in the end all I can think of is Bite me, you silly man. Have you nothing better to do with your Canadian dollars? Such as buy gold??
delphipsmith: (BA beta)
Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining Growing Pains and John McCain.
The story should use competing in a Rock Band tournament as a plot device!

Generated by the Terrible Crossover Fanfiction Idea Generator


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