That's the funniest thing I've seen/read in ages. Brilliantly and cleverly illustrated (Frankenfurter! George Takei! The Goblin King FTW!!), snarkily and intelligently written. I must find ways to work the word "douchenozzle" into my daily conversation...
Funny that she mentions the tampon scene. Apparently everyone who's tut-tutting about FSoG has suffered total amnesia about 9 1/2 Weeks, which is pretty much the exact same thing as FSoG, including this. Except the woman wises up and LEAVES at the end.
She's a virgin (of course) who's never taken any sexual interest in anyone before. Right. I'm fairly certain there hasn't been a woman this naive since 'round about 1954.
Or at least since...when did Bella and Edward get married?
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Funny that she mentions the tampon scene. Apparently everyone who's tut-tutting about FSoG has suffered total amnesia about 9 1/2 Weeks, which is pretty much the exact same thing as FSoG, including this. Except the woman wises up and LEAVES at the end.
She's a virgin (of course) who's never taken any sexual interest in anyone before. Right. I'm fairly certain there hasn't been a woman this naive since 'round about 1954.
Or at least since...when did Bella and Edward get married?