one in three participants identified Queen's Bohemian Rhapsody as a song that is "better than sex."

Ahaha!

Clark Kent quitting the Daily Planet? I'm pained. I'm really pained. What will Perry say?

I hope you have a blast at the Ren Faire; those always looks like such fun. (I want that spiced pumpkin bisque. And what -- you mean they didn't have buffalo chicken pizza in 1590? How backward of them!)