delphipsmith: (grinchmas)
delphipsmith ([personal profile] delphipsmith) wrote2012-12-15 11:11 am

Dear Santa...

[livejournal.com profile] pyttan, you lucky dog. And that whole bank thing was my idea, don't blame [livejournal.com profile] perverse_idyll...

Dear Santa...

Dear Santa,

This year I've been busy!

Last week I broke [livejournal.com profile] laurielover1912's X-Box (-12 points). Last Saturday [livejournal.com profile] perverse_idyll and I robbed a bank (-50 points). Last Sunday I bought porn for [livejournal.com profile] pyttan (10 points). In October on a flight to Colorado Springs, I stole the emergency flight information card (-40 points). Last Friday I saved a busload of nuns in Angola (326 points).

Overall, I've been nice (234 points). For Christmas I deserve a pony!

Sincerely,
delphipsmith

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