Today on "Confusing Celebrity News"...

[delphipsmith]

Why am I seeing pictures of Miley Cyrus naked on a wrecking ball everywhere I go online? Is this some sort of metaphor for what she's done to her career or what?

Also, the winner of the "Best Spontaneous Reaction" contest is "Oh, sweet Jesus on a breadstick..." for this atrocious violation of a beloved classic. I'm sorry, Carrie what? And Captain von Trapp is being played by Stephen who??

Thank god for today's google doodle, otherwise I would despair of modern culture.

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[noeon.livejournal.com]

*howling*

Okay, the juxtaposition of Miley and the wrecking ball and "Sweet Jesus on a breadstick" already had me laughing, but Carrie Underwood as Maria von Trapp sealed the deal. OFFICIAL SPORFL!

<3

[delphipsmith]

My work here is done :)