...But if one had a corset like that, one would also need to get a matching sword. Then people would expect one to actually go into battle. Then one would have one's beautiful corset and sword combo mussed up by leaking entrails (sadly, most likely one's own). I'd rather dole out justice from the (relative) safety of my throne. Though after reading A Song of Ice and Fire, that seems a LOT more work than I would care to have on my plate. And it's 24/7.