Ha!! I feel your pain. nursedarry and I once drove from our own (then-)smallish town to a VERY small town to see a high school performance of Camelot (I'm mad for that show, I would see it anywhere). We planned to arrive early so we could have a drinky or two beforehand (because high school musical). We drove around looking in vain for a bar; finally we stopped a passerby and queried. "Oh, you can't have a bar within 500 yards of a church," they said, "and there's nine churches in this town. So no bars." We may have cried a bit...