Heh. Mine sent us from the joys of AQotWF straight to Solzhenitsyn's One Day in the Life of Ivan Denisovich, festively set in a Stalinist labor camp where they get strip-searched at 40 below zero, sew bread into their mattresses, and teach the newbies how to make spoons out of wire. Lovely. As if we didn't already know Stalin was a schmuck.