Hahaha. I am your mom. Kale in the smoothie, flax on the oatmeal, brewer's yeast on the popcorn. Yesterday's Valentine treat was beet gnocchi (it's pink!) for dinner. No doubt my little sprogs will someday post about my horrors on Buzzfeed, but at least they won't suffer from B-complex deficiencies!

What amuses me about these sorts of midcentury grossout recipes is that they simultaneously assume you want to use prepackaged/instant everything for maximum ease, but are willing to spend an hour+ arranging those things into pineapples/igloos/gardens.