delphipsmith: (George scream)
delphipsmith ([personal profile] delphipsmith) wrote2016-05-20 11:27 pm

The things we do for love

Mr Psmith's biggest tarantula, Shelob, molted last week. He asked if I would kindly allow him to pose it on my face. In a moment of insanity (or possibly due to the three glasses of wine I had had), I said yes.



(click to embiggen...as if that f**ker needs to be any bigger...)

[identity profile] mimimanderly.livejournal.com 2016-05-21 10:26 am (UTC)(link)
...And now I'd make him pose with it -- using it as a codpiece!

I can tell from your body language that you were terrified: hand over the neck, protecting the carotid artery is a classic "give". As is the clenched "smile". Seriously -- codpiece.