That's SIR Captain Lobster to you...

There is simply nothing to say to this, it just demands your instant and utter enjoyment. I mean really, look at that puckish grin, right? All one can do is just giggle hysterically. And perhaps wish for a bucket or two of clarified butter.

I put it down to too much Ian McKellen. Or his new wife, maybe.
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