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delphipsmith) wrote2018-11-05 06:56 pm
delphipsmith) wrote2018-11-05 06:56 pm
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Who wants a Christmas / Yule / random winter holiday card??
I love buying and sending Christmas cards, so this is my annual call for folks to enable my addiction :) If you would like to receive a card from me, please comment below and then PM me your snail mail address.
FAQs:
1) Will this be a real card or an e-card?
A real card, made of paper and ink, sent with a stamp.
2) What sort of stamp?
Probably a cute one with a holiday theme.
3) Do I have to send you one in return?
Nope, although I also love getting them, so if you want to, *yay*
4) Do I have to be in the US to receive one of these fabulous things?
Nope, I'll send 'em anywhere.
5) What if I don't celebrate Christmas, or am a grinch and just don't like it?
Doesn't matter. You just have to like getting something in the mail that isn't a bill or a request for money. (Actually I guess a bill IS a request for money, but you know what I mean.)
6) Will my card contain angels, crosses, or mention of Jesus?
Nope. I'm an atheist, so for me, Jesus is not the reason for the season. Please note that I have no objection whatsoever to anyone else inviting him along, but I myself celebrate the holiday in a strictly faith-neutral manner.
7) Will my card contain bad puns, silly jokes, cartoon animals, anthropomorphized vegetation, and/or generally positive sentiments about tolerance, peace, and the value of loving one another?
It very well may. I haven't bought them yet, so who knows??
8) Will my card be homemade?
Do I look like Martha Stewart? (Translation: No.)
9) What if I don't like my card?
You are free to fold, spindle, mutilate, burn, bury, or recycle it, no questions asked. But really, who doesn't like getting a card???
10) When may I expect this thing to arrive in my mailbox?
"Reply hazy, try again."
FAQs:
1) Will this be a real card or an e-card?
A real card, made of paper and ink, sent with a stamp.
2) What sort of stamp?
Probably a cute one with a holiday theme.
3) Do I have to send you one in return?
Nope, although I also love getting them, so if you want to, *yay*
4) Do I have to be in the US to receive one of these fabulous things?
Nope, I'll send 'em anywhere.
5) What if I don't celebrate Christmas, or am a grinch and just don't like it?
Doesn't matter. You just have to like getting something in the mail that isn't a bill or a request for money. (Actually I guess a bill IS a request for money, but you know what I mean.)
6) Will my card contain angels, crosses, or mention of Jesus?
Nope. I'm an atheist, so for me, Jesus is not the reason for the season. Please note that I have no objection whatsoever to anyone else inviting him along, but I myself celebrate the holiday in a strictly faith-neutral manner.
7) Will my card contain bad puns, silly jokes, cartoon animals, anthropomorphized vegetation, and/or generally positive sentiments about tolerance, peace, and the value of loving one another?
It very well may. I haven't bought them yet, so who knows??
8) Will my card be homemade?
Do I look like Martha Stewart? (Translation: No.)
9) What if I don't like my card?
You are free to fold, spindle, mutilate, burn, bury, or recycle it, no questions asked. But really, who doesn't like getting a card???
10) When may I expect this thing to arrive in my mailbox?
"Reply hazy, try again."