I just popped over to thank you for mine which was (a) hilarious, (b) clever, (c) beautifully written and (d) [everyone agrees cos I was showing it off all evening] couldn't have been more tailored to me if you'd installed spy cameras in my house and spyware on my computer. (You haven't, have you?)

Thank you so much. If I get anything as good in the Christmas exchanges I'm going to be a very lucky neutrino!