LOL! I love that Neil Gaiman piece. "I'll tell you all about sluggling later, Whateley. Pointless, though. You lack wnaisngh'ang. Although perhaps badminton equipment would do almost as well..." I have no idea what he's talking about but it makes me laugh :)

Will have to track down the King in Yellow. It's on librivox so maybe I'll listen to it at work - thanks!