Heeee. Well, it's longish when we put the extra leaf in, and we do have a fireplace and an enormous dog, though not a wolfhound (she's an English mastiff), so if you squint your eyes a bit -- ok, a LOT -- you can get a sort of English country house vibe :D

If you don't squint, you'd notice that it's a tiny house in the city, with a miniscule yard containing ratty roses in desperate need of pruning and a lot of mastiff poop LOL!