Dear Santa...

[delphipsmith]

*snerk*

Dear Santa... Dear Santa, This year I've been busy! Last Saturday I gave ennyousai a wet willie, then I took it back (-5 points). Last week I pushed sixpence_jones in the mud (-17 points). In September I ruled Duluth, Minnesota as a cruel and heartless dictator (-700 points). In April lady_of_clunn and I donated clothes to the needy (11 points). Last Monday I turned rivertempest in for farting in church (3 points). Overall, I've been naughty (-708 points). For Christmas I deserve a lump of coal! Sincerely, delphipsmith

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