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Dear Santa...

Dear Santa,

This year I've been busy!

Last Saturday I gave [livejournal.com profile] ennyousai a wet willie, then I took it back (-5 points). Last week I pushed [livejournal.com profile] sixpence_jones in the mud (-17 points). In September I ruled Duluth, Minnesota as a cruel and heartless dictator (-700 points). In April [livejournal.com profile] lady_of_clunn and I donated clothes to the needy (11 points). Last Monday I turned [livejournal.com profile] rivertempest in for farting in church (3 points).

Overall, I've been naughty (-708 points). For Christmas I deserve a lump of coal!

Sincerely,
delphipsmith

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