Why horses should avoid drugs, and why birth control is bad

[delphipsmith]

Two book recs for today. I don't recommend you actually read them, necessarily, just...well, take a look :)

Latawnya the Naughty Horse Learns to Say No to Drugs

BIRTH CONTROL IS SINFUL IN THE CHRISTIAN MARRIAGES AND ALSO ROBBING GOD OF PRIESTHOOD CHILDREN!!

Those exclamation points aren't mine, ladies and gentlemen -- they're actually part of the title.

Read the reviews, they are hilarious. And the "People who viewed this also viewed..."

Comments

[mundungus42.livejournal.com]

I think Feisty Donut has my favorite review of BIRTH CONTROL...

This is one of the better books I've read all in caps on the subject.

Understated. Factual. Hilarious.

And I don't often read Amazon's recommendations, but "The Stray Shopping Carts of Eastern North America: A Guide to Field Identification" sounds like PURE GOLD.

I have no idea how you found these, but my life has been enriched by knowing that these books exist. Also, you are a class A certifiable nut. *smooches you silly* Takes one to know one, after all.

[delphipsmith]

Heeeee. I know, aren't the reviews just sidesplitting?? My favorite was this one: "Confused: I'm sorry, I thought this was a book about birth control and Jesus, but it appears to be written in FORTRAN." Also this "I AM SURE THAT THE TEN COMMANDMENTS WOULD HAVE BEEN WRITTEN IN ALL CAPS TOO, IF ONLY ANCIENT HEBREW HAD THEM. WHAT A DISAPPOINTMENT FOR GOD ON MT. SINAI" ::giggles like mad::

Where I found these: they came up in a conversation on GoodReads, along with How to Good-Bye Depression: If You Constrict Anus 100 Times Everyday. Malarkey? or Effective Way?. Also a real gem XD