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Two book recs for today. I don't recommend you actually read them, necessarily, just...well, take a look :)
Latawnya the Naughty Horse Learns to Say No to Drugs
BIRTH CONTROL IS SINFUL IN THE CHRISTIAN MARRIAGES AND ALSO ROBBING GOD OF PRIESTHOOD CHILDREN!!
Those exclamation points aren't mine, ladies and gentlemen -- they're actually part of the title.
Read the reviews, they are hilarious. And the "People who viewed this also viewed..."
Latawnya the Naughty Horse Learns to Say No to Drugs
BIRTH CONTROL IS SINFUL IN THE CHRISTIAN MARRIAGES AND ALSO ROBBING GOD OF PRIESTHOOD CHILDREN!!
Those exclamation points aren't mine, ladies and gentlemen -- they're actually part of the title.
Read the reviews, they are hilarious. And the "People who viewed this also viewed..."
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Date: 2014-06-04 04:17 am (UTC)Every house should have these books. Esp. houses with children. It's the best way to teach kids what literature is - just point and say "NOT THAT!!!!!" :D :D :D
Edit: Holy shit, that thing costs $150?! Are the pages also made of gold?
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Date: 2014-06-04 04:30 am (UTC)I kind of wonder if the angle brackets are because she was emailing bits of it to her beta reader and then she just copy-pasted the reply, complete with brackets lol
You can get the Kindle version a lot cheaper, but this reviewer says it killed his Kindle XD
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Date: 2014-06-04 05:10 am (UTC)The other ... oh, my.
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Date: 2014-06-04 06:19 am (UTC)Sorry
OH DEAR GOD
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Date: 2014-06-04 12:44 pm (UTC)Please file under 'you've got to be kidding me'
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Date: 2014-06-04 08:40 pm (UTC)This is one of the better books I've read all in caps on the subject.
Understated. Factual. Hilarious.
And I don't often read Amazon's recommendations, but "The Stray Shopping Carts of Eastern North America: A Guide to Field Identification" sounds like PURE GOLD.
I have no idea how you found these, but my life has been enriched by knowing that these books exist. Also, you are a class A certifiable nut. *smooches you silly* Takes one to know one, after all.
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Date: 2014-06-05 03:08 am (UTC)Where I found these: they came up in a conversation on GoodReads, along with How to Good-Bye Depression: If You Constrict Anus 100 Times Everyday. Malarkey? or Effective Way?. Also a real gem XD