Why horses should avoid drugs, and why birth control is bad

[delphipsmith]

Two book recs for today. I don't recommend you actually read them, necessarily, just...well, take a look :)

Latawnya the Naughty Horse Learns to Say No to Drugs

BIRTH CONTROL IS SINFUL IN THE CHRISTIAN MARRIAGES AND ALSO ROBBING GOD OF PRIESTHOOD CHILDREN!!

Those exclamation points aren't mine, ladies and gentlemen -- they're actually part of the title.

Read the reviews, they are hilarious. And the "People who viewed this also viewed..."

Comments

[pitry.livejournal.com]

OMG OMG OMG.
Every house should have these books. Esp. houses with children. It's the best way to teach kids what literature is - just point and say "NOT THAT!!!!!" :D :D :D

Edit: Holy shit, that thing costs $150?! Are the pages also made of gold?

[reynardo.livejournal.com]

LaTawnya has been available on the internet for *years*, and is always a good read. If by "good" you mean "I need reminding what makes a really bad story".

The other ... oh, my.

[madeleone]

OMG! Where do you find this stuff! LOL! The reviews were hilarious.

[anemonen.livejournal.com]

Oh, wow, that second one frightened me a little... Reading the reviews helped, thoughXD Over 600 pages in ALL CAPS! Where do these people come from?

[shiv5468.livejournal.com]

Oh dear god.

Sorry

OH DEAR GOD

[malada.livejournal.com]

You know there's a "Latawnya The Naughty Horse Two" - right?

Please file under 'you've got to be kidding me'

-m

[mundungus42.livejournal.com]

I think Feisty Donut has my favorite review of BIRTH CONTROL...

This is one of the better books I've read all in caps on the subject.

Understated. Factual. Hilarious.

And I don't often read Amazon's recommendations, but "The Stray Shopping Carts of Eastern North America: A Guide to Field Identification" sounds like PURE GOLD.

I have no idea how you found these, but my life has been enriched by knowing that these books exist. Also, you are a class A certifiable nut. *smooches you silly* Takes one to know one, after all.