Amazon warnings that would actually be useful

[delphipsmith]

The little icons that go with each warning are HILARIOUS. I think my favorite is "excessive use of passive voice" XD

Comments

[magnetic-pole.livejournal.com]

I love these! M.

[nocturnus33]

Hahahahaha "excessive use of passive voice" is my sin. I can't get my thick skull to understand how to talk English without the excessive use of passive voice.

[mywitch.livejournal.com]

Oh man, these are fantastic! LOL

[gelsey.livejournal.com]

Lol!

[thickety.livejournal.com]

I feel like there should be an option for a little orange circle in the corner of these, like an "unread message" alert, to let you know when the offense is so over-the-top as to be a feature rather than a bug. I can definitely find myself in the mood for an unrelatable, overwritten Mary Sue who up and dies in the second act.

[therealsnape.livejournal.com]

Fantastic! I love them. They would just be so useful.

[dreamy-dragon73.livejournal.com]

Hee! Excellent!

[lash-larue.livejournal.com]

*Snorts *

I may adopt these for my own stuff.

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[droxy.livejournal.com]

These are funny but I do not know what head hopping is.

[arcanetrivia]

Risible use of pretentious sesquipedalians, lol.

[haruhi-fan.livejournal.com]

Ah never used Amazon and only know of the site existing and when the news notes when it has to pull controversial stuff from it (there's a recent book by a prisoner named Pickton that's in the news here). I would say as a pro wrestling fan that first one about plot inconsistencies is badly needed weekly. Ditto the Sniff/Smile/Snarl promo warnings for guys who shout their entire scripted lines or smile smugly (see Ryback and Roman Reigns). Nice share!