Letter to Santa

Dear Santa... Dear Santa, This year I've been busy! In July I invaded Iraq, broke it, and couldn't glue it back together before Mom got home (-1012 points). In June I pulled nursedarry's hair (-5 points). In April I caught a purse-snatcher who stole kilter's purse (30 points). Last Sunday I helped noeon hide a body (-173 points). In May I pushed anna_bird in the mud (-17 points). Overall, I've been naughty (-1177 points). For Christmas I deserve a moldy sandwich! Sincerely, delphipsmith

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Jeez. I hope Dubya's getting a moldy sandwich too, Iraq was WAY more his fault...