2013-03-21
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Where is my Mr Darcy?
He is here, the subject of a VERY funny web cartoon.
I happen to think that I am in fact witty enough to attract a Mr Darcy, as demonstrated by the fact that Mr Psmith is MUCH more Darcy than Wickham, with not a trace of Collins.
But it is a sad fact that, in the wild, the Wickham/Darcy ratio is about 1000:1 while the Collins/Darcy ratio clocks in at about a bazillion to one, thus proving that hound dogs and pompous idiots are hugely more common than sexy snarky-witted rich guys.
Which in turn proves...hmm, I forget where I was going with this. Ah, yes: "Thus proving that I need another glass of wine." Yes, I'm pretty sure that was it.
BTW, has anyone else notice that "win" and "wine" are only separated by a single letter? Coincidence?? I THINK NOT.
I happen to think that I am in fact witty enough to attract a Mr Darcy, as demonstrated by the fact that Mr Psmith is MUCH more Darcy than Wickham, with not a trace of Collins.
But it is a sad fact that, in the wild, the Wickham/Darcy ratio is about 1000:1 while the Collins/Darcy ratio clocks in at about a bazillion to one, thus proving that hound dogs and pompous idiots are hugely more common than sexy snarky-witted rich guys.
Which in turn proves...hmm, I forget where I was going with this. Ah, yes: "Thus proving that I need another glass of wine." Yes, I'm pretty sure that was it.
BTW, has anyone else notice that "win" and "wine" are only separated by a single letter? Coincidence?? I THINK NOT.