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What really bugged me about this book is that all the Cullens were SO DUMB and couldn't figure out who'd rummaged through Bella's room, even though the reader clearly knew it! So we had to wait and wait and wait for everyone to play dumb until Bella figured it out for us.

And then her trying to play the role of the first wife...or whatever the legend was called.

Worked my last nerve.

Of course, Breaking Dawn worked even worse...worser? LOL