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Happy Tuesday!

Release weeks are looking pretty steady this month. There aren’t any huge blockbuster weeks. Holiday romances haven’t started showing up yet on our TBR piles, but I know they’ll creep up on us.

What new releases are you excited for this week?

A Tale of Mirth and Magic

A Tale of Mirth and Magic by Kristen Vale

Author: Kristen Vale
Released: August 5, 2025 by Forever
Genre: , ,

A maker of magical jewelry finds her life turned upside down when she ends up on the run with a half-giant in this spicy and cozy fantasy romance—perfect for fans of Legends & Lattes and The Spellshop.

Elikki may not have a family, but she has her fierce independence, boundless charm, and enough talent as a jewelry artisan to make a living on the road. Unfortunately for some, she also can’t yet manage to control her chaotic magic. . . and her temper. Sweet, soft Barra lives a quiet life with his mas and three sisters, managing the books for his family’s business. All he wants is to blend in and not make waves—a bit tricky, as a nearly eight-foot-tall purple half-giant.

When Elikki lands in hot water after dealing with a particularly rude customer, Barra finds himself helping her flee the constables. With a bounty on her back—and a severe crush forming on his end—they decide to travel together to the next town. So begins a journey filled with cozy inns, delicious meals, heaps of excellent sex, and a sprinkling of danger.  As their adventures bring them closer together and the threat of capture rises they find themselves changing in surprising ways. He’s given up on finding love. She’s always refused to try. But traveling together, they may discover unexpected, powerful romance and stronger self-identities—if the bounty hunters don’t get them first.

Amanda: This cover is so cute, and I’m lured by both the road trip and “jewelry artisan” elements.

Elyse: Cozy fantasy is my jam right now. Also this cover is amazing.

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Automatic Noodle

Automatic Noodle by Annalee Newtiz

Author: Annalee Newtiz
Released: August 5, 2025 by Tor.com
Genre: ,

A cozy near-future novella about a crew of leftover robots opening their very own noodle shop, from acclaimed sci-fi author Annalee Newitz.

You don’t have to eat food to know the way to a city’s heart is through its stomach. So when a group of deactivated robots come back online in an abandoned ghost kitchen, they decide to make their own way doing what they know: making food—the tastiest hand-pulled noodles around—for the humans of San Francisco, who are recovering from a devastating war.

But when their robot-run business starts causing a stir, a targeted wave of one-star reviews threatens to boil over into a crisis. To keep their doors open, they’ll have to call on their customers, their community, and each other—and find a way to survive and thrive in a world that wasn’t built for them.

Amanda: Noodle-bots!

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The Blonde Who Came in From the Cold

The Blonde Who Came in From the Cold by Ally Carter

Author: Ally Carter
Released: August 5, 2025 by Avon
Genre: , ,
Series: The Blonde Identity #2

Ten years ago, they joined the CIA.

Six years ago, he left the game.

Five years ago, they fell in love.

One year ago, she ran out into the cold with absolutely no intention of ever coming back.

And two minutes ago, they woke up, bloody and bruised and handcuffed together in the dark.

They don’t know where they are. They don’t know how they got there. And they have absolutely no idea who is after them or what this nameless, faceless villain wants.

The only thing that’s clear is that, after ten years of covers and chemistry, secrets and lies, these two rival spies have been sucked into their greatest mission yet, and now they’re going to have to team up to stay alive. (If they don’t kill each other first.)

Book two in the Blonde Identity series.

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The Deathless One

The Deathless One by Emma Hamm

Author: Emma Hamm
Released: August 5, 2025 by Gallery Books
Genre: , ,
Series: The Gravesinger #1

A princess murdered at the altar makes a deal with the god of death for vengeance and to save her people in this first in a unique romantasy trilogy from USA TODAY bestselling author Emma Hamm.

Jessamine was raised to be a leader for her people, but when the land is overrun by an incurable plague, she must enter a political marriage to save them all. A union that should have brought hope only brings death as her new husband murders her at the wedding altar and seizes the throne.

But her death is just the beginning. Her spirit is met by the Deathless One, a god of death yearning to return to the mortal plane, and he needs her help. The two of them make a deal—her life and the return of her kingdom in exchange for his resurrection. But the Deathless One is a known trickster, and a deal with him is one made in blood.

Jessamine knows the Deathless One is a dangerous ally, but the longer they work together, the more she wants him and the less she can stay away. As their connection deepens, soon she wonders if she even wants this contract to end. Perhaps the more appealing throne is the one by his side, but she’d have to turn her back on her people to get it.

Amanda: A deal with death is my catnip.

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House of the Beast

House of the Beast by Michelle Wong

Author: Michelle Wong
Released: August 5, 2025 by Harper Voyager
Genre: , , ,

Step into the House of the Beast in this dark fantasy debut from The Legend of Korra graphic novel illustrator Michelle Wong, about a young woman who strikes a deal with a mysterious and alluring god to seek revenge on her aristocratic family—featuring illustrations throughout by the author.

Born out of wedlock and shunned by society, Alma learned to make her peace with solitude, so long as she had her mother by her side. When her mother becomes gravely ill, Alma discovers a clue about her estranged father and writes a message begging for help. Little does she know that she is a bastard of House Avera, one of the four noble families that serve the gods and are imbued with their powers—and her father is a vessel of the Dread Beast, the most frightening god of all, a harbinger of death.

In a desperate exchange for her mother’s medicine, Alma agrees to sacrifice her left arm to the Beast in a ceremony that will bind her forever to the House and its deity. Regardless, her mother soon passes, leaving Alma trapped inside the Avera’s grand estate, despised by her relatives and nothing but a pawn in her father’s schemes.

Now vengeance is the only thing that keeps Alma going. That, and the strange connection she has with her god—a monster who is constantly by her side, an eldritch being taking the form of a beautiful prince with starlit hair that only she can see. He tells Alma that she has been chosen to bring change upon their world, and with his help, Alma plots a perilous journey to destroy the House that stole everything from her.

A gripping fantasy novel marked by divine rituals, intense combat, and twisted romance, House of the Beast is a tale of revenge, resilience, and the power of love to see us through the darkness.

Amanda: I just found this book when browsing new releases, but anything that is described as both a horror and a romance automatically makes me perk up.

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Zomromcom

Zomromcom by Olivia Dade

Author: Olivia Dade
Released: August 5, 2025 by Berkley
Genre: ,
Series: Supernatural Engtanglements #1

Teaming up with your neighbor during a zombie outbreak is a no-brainer, but if it turns out he’s a vampire . . . the stakes couldn’t be higher, in this infectious new paranormal romance from the USA Today bestselling author of Spoiler Alert.

When Edie Brandstrup attempts to save her sweet, seemingly harmless human neighbor from the first major zombie breach in two decades, she’s stunned to be saved by him—and his ridiculously large sword—instead. As it turns out, he’s actually a super-old, super-surly vampire. But for all her neighbor’s newly revealed cynicism and lethality, Gaston “Max” Boucher (yes, Gaston) is unexpectedly protective. He wants her to stay in his safety bunker until the breach is resolved. Edie can’t risk more innocent people getting killed, though—and Max won’t let her save them alone.

As they unravel a sinister conspiracy to set zombies loose on the world (again), the duo meet a host of lovable allies and discover they’re not the only ones willing to fight for the future of humanity. Despite the awful timing, Edie finds herself falling for the vampire who’s helping her save the world . . . but all their dangerous plans could end their future before it even begins. As she and Max battle side by side, Edie must decide whether having a love worth living for also means having a love you’d die for—and, in a world that grows deadlier by the minute, whether that’s a risk she’s willing to take.

I know this is on so many readers’ radar!

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Well, today I saw a groundhog

9 August 2025 01:08 am
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And then tonight as I took out the trash I saw where it's evidently been burrowing, a big hole directly under the retaining wall to our yard.

Now what?

I think I just saw a groundhog

8 August 2025 06:00 pm
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Crossing the street right in front of my house!

I didn't see his shadow, so I have no idea if the current [insert whatever] will be long or short.

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Betrayed by Labi Siffre

7 August 2025 09:44 pm
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Betrayed

To despise your government
To distrust your government
To be unable to respect your government
To know the leader of your country has contempt
for the people of your country
To be angered
not because it’s “Not in my name”
but because it IS in my name
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People often will answer the above question with a list of things the government should *do* (operate courts, etc.), but these usually circle around the actual answer to that question. And obviously people will give many answers to it. 

My answer, after my years of thinking about it in different ways, is fairly simple:

The function of government is to provide the services, capabilities and resources to perform tasks that, for one reason or another, individuals and private enterprise are incapable, or ill-suited, to reliably provide.  

By its nature, the precise tasks the government should perform will vary depending on the size and nature of the governed region and population (and, indeed, by the available technology -- if you go back in time you'll find there's some very different constraints on both private and governmental ability to act than there are today). 

Today, here in the USA, we're dealing with a truly MASSIVE country in multiple ways. Our population is heading up towards four hundred million people -- as many people as there were in the entire world only about 800 years ago. The continental USA is close to three thousand miles across and a couple thousand or so North-South, and covers terrain and biomes of nearly every description. Economically, despite Trump and company's current attempts to blow it up, it's still one of the most powerful economies on the face of the Earth.

Moreover, socially it is, and has always been, a clumsily-assembled patchwork, made of everything from religious refugees to slaves and their descendants, the Native American survivors of dozens if not hundreds of different tribes and tribal networks, former slaveowners and abolitionists, Irish famine refugees and Europeans fleeing WWII, and many others. The elite designers of our Constitution, flawed as they were, at least were smart enough to steal ideas from the best (the Iroquois) and add their own, trying to create a structure that would serve to create a country somewhat better than the ones they left behind. They... sort of succeeded -- which is, to their credit, about all that ANY small group of people could be expected to do, especially when they can't benefit from our 200+ years of hindsight. 

This socioeconomic "patchwork", however, is a large part of the reason we see our current problems. To a great extent, the conflicts we see are not just racism, sexism, etc., but basic philosophies in conflict -- ones so basic that they are rarely actually taken out and EXAMINED by the people who adhere to them. 

The answers to a few relatively simple questions can reveal these divides. 

1) Are human beings of inherent worth?
2) What are the limits of an individual's rights? When can another individual, or a society, restrict them?
3) Do individuals owe anything to the society in which they live? Why or why not?

From my point of view, these are the answers:

1) Yes. We are the one species we know of that is not only sapient and self-aware, but inherently able to imagine the worlds that could be, but are not -- meaning we can create or destroy in ways that no other creature we know of. I believe that, to quote one of our classic founding lines, all human beings are endowed with certain inalienable rights, including life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness.

2) Put simply, one individual's rights are limited whenever and however they come into conflict with other individuals' rights. A society, being a collective of individuals working towards a presumed common good (or at least stability) or another individual may restrict individuals' rights when the actions under those rights would harm others. (more complicated questions arise about judging harm on one side or another, but that's detail work, not basic principles)

3) Yes, absolutely. Even if you have a terrible, sucky childhood here, you're still in a setting that has resources and capabilities that you simply could not ever get for yourself. A single library is the accumulation of knowledge of centuries. If you continue to live in the society, you owe something to it, even if you owe nothing, or less than nothing, to specific individuals within it. 

There are some other similar questions and answers, but these suffice as a start. The problem, as I mentioned earlier, is that a lot of people don't really think about these things -- which means that not only may they not know their answers, but they may act in ways contradictory to their beliefs in one or more areas because it suits their particular preferences or needs in another context. 

So let's look back at those three rights, Life, Liberty, and the Pursuit of Happiness.

To me, it's intuitively obvious that you have no right to life if preserving your life is not in your personal control. This includes anything that's essential to life -- food, clothing, shelter, medical care. People who want these restricted or "means-tested" are, implicitly, saying that not EVERYONE is of inherent worth -- that some people don't deserve to live. To me, it's also obvious that the basic level should be one on which the recipients are comfortable; not some fabulous lifestyle, but not eating beans and rice every meal for months, not wearing terrible shoes and worn out clothing, not living in a house without sanitation or refrigeration or heating and cooling. At a level, in short, where they can quietly enjoy the life they have. 

You have no liberty if you are restricted from doing anything you might like that won't harm anyone. In a large society, of course, "harm" can come in a lot of forms, concentrated, diffuse, physical, social, economic, and the society and other individuals have the right to draw the lines there. But things like "I want to marry a person o fthe same sex" or "I want to watch this movie that someone else doesn't like" or "I want to wear this traditional clothing of my people without being bothered" don't harm anyone, and shouldn't even be a matter of question. The questions come in when you say, instead, "I don't want YOU to do these things because I don't like them". 

The Pursuit of Happiness is the most nebulous of them, but to me it's again fairly clear: a person can't really "pursue happiness" if they lack the time, resources, and freedom to do so. They should not be driven to work so hard that they cannot relax and enjoy life; they should have time to themselves and their friends and family. They should have enough spare resources to allow them at least some basic choices of luxury and entertainment. Otherwise, they can't "pursue" happiness, let alone attain it. 

A lot of people who may oppose these viewpoints are often doing so because in their gut they believe -- they WANT to believe -- that success comes from effort, that happiness is achievable by those who reach for it, and that the world is FAIR. And therefore, if someone's getting all that stuff without what they see as an appropriate amount and type of effort, it's Not Fair -- it's cheating at the most basic level. Maybe even it's theft, stealing the benefits that someone else could have gotten if they worked for it. 

This strangely idealistic concept is, unfortunately, one of the causes of some of the worst actions of our society, because such people will work extraordinarily hard to prevent any such things from happening -- often even if it costs them a great deal. For instance, drug testing for people on various government programs has essentially UNIVERSALLY shown itself to be hideously expensive -- it costs much more to do all the testing than it would to give the very few people actually on drugs the benefits anyway -- and it creates barriers for even those who "deserve" the support. 

If you accept that all human beings deserve their basic rights, these problems disappear; there's no need to waste money testing because everyone has the same rights. 

"But the cost!" is often one of the major arguments; the problem with that argument is that often it's the BARRIERS that cost. The American "healthcare system" is a prime example. The insurance company setup effectively DOUBLES the cost of our healthcare; providing Medicare for All without any gatekeeping would improve our country's health while cutting the actual cost of healthcare in half. 

And it's more than that; ensuring everyone IS taken care of on a basic level ultimately benefits everyone -- by reducing the cost of emergency care, of patchwork solutions to ongoing problems, of stopgaps that simply don't solve the problem. 

There's more to say on all this, but it's late and I've got to stop for now. 



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Earls Trip

RECOMMENDED: Earls Trip by Jenny Holiday is $3.99! This is a standalone historical romance and was described as Ted Lasso meets Bridgerton for a 19th century spin on The Hangover. We ran a guest review of this one and it earned a B+.

Even an earl needs his ride-or-dies, and Archibald Fielding-Burton, the Earl of Harcourt, counts himself lucky to have two. The annual trip that Archie takes with his BFFs Simon and Effie holds a sacred spot in their calendars. This year Archie is especially eager to get away until an urgent letter arrives from an old family friend, begging him to help prevent a ruinous scandal. Suddenly the trip has become earls-plus-girls, as Archie’s childhood pals, Clementine and Olive Morgan, are rescued en route to Gretna Green.

This…complicates matters. The fully grown Clementine, while as frank and refreshing as he remembers, is also different to the wild, windswept girl he knew. This Clem is complex and surprising—and adamantly opposed to marriage. Which, for reasons Archie dare not examine too closely, he finds increasingly vexing.

Then Clem makes him an indecent and quite delightful proposal, asking him to show her the pleasures of the marriage bed before she settles into spinsterhood. And what kind of gentleman would he be to refuse a lady?

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Dark Water Daughter

Dark Water Daughter by H.M. Long is $2.99! This is book one in The Winter Sea series. I remember liking the adventure and mystery aspects, but was meh on the romance. I thought the love interest was just okay.

A stormsinger and pirate hunter join forces against a deathless pirate lord in this swashbuckling Jacobean adventure on the high-seas.

Launching the Winter Sea series, full of magic, betrayal, redemption and fearsome women, for readers of Adrienne Young, R. J. Barker and Naomi Novik.

Mary Firth is a Stormsinger: a woman whose voice can still hurricanes and shatter armadas. Faced with servitude to pirate lord Silvanus Lirr, Mary offers her skills to his arch-rival in exchange for protection – and, more importantly, his help sending Lirr to a watery grave. But her new ally has a vendetta of his own, and Mary’s dreams are dark and full of ghistings, spectral creatures who inhabit the ancient forests of her homeland and the figureheads of ships.

Samuel Rosser is a disgraced naval officer serving aboard The Hart, an infamous privateer commissioned to bring Lirr to justice. He will stop at nothing to capture Lirr, restore his good name and reclaim the only thing that stands between himself and madness: a talisman stolen by Mary.

Finally, driven into the eternal ice at the limits of their world, Mary and Samuel must choose their loyalties and battle forces older and more powerful than the pirates who would make them slaves.

Come sail the Winter Sea, for action-packed, high-stakes adventures, rich characterisation and epic plots full of intrigue and betrayal.

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Reputation at Risk

Reputation at Risk by Martha Keyes is $2.49! This is an enemies to lovers historical with fake dating. It’s also the first book in a series.

Their choice? Scandal or mutual salvation.

Determined to support her mother and sisters after her father’s untimely death, Charlotte Mandeville covertly crafts satirical caricatures of high society. It not only puts money in her family’s bare pockets but ensures the haut-ton cannot guard all the power and the secrets.

Anthony Yorke has a guilty conscience and a brother to exonerate. When the key piece of evidence to clear his brother’s name falls into the hands of a headstrong young woman, he is willing to do whatever is required to obtain it from her.

But Charlotte is not easily persuaded, and while the thing she demands in return for the evidence is reasonable enough, it leads to the unthinkable: a forced engagement between them.

Can the ruse they must craft and maintain survive their mutual dislike, or will it crumble, bringing them and their families along with it?

Reputation at Risk is the first in a new series of Regency romances, full of banter, a touch of suspense, and all the swoon without the steam.

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The Crescent Moon Tearoom

The Crescent Moon Tearoom by Stacy Sivinski is $1.99! This is a cozy fantasy mystery with three witchy sisters. Have any of you read thi sone?

A cozy and uplifting debut novel about three clairvoyant sisters who face an unexpected twist of Fate at the bottom of their own delicate porcelain cups.

Ever since the untimely death of their parents, Anne, Beatrix, and Violet Quigley have made a business of threading together the stories that rest in the swirls of ginger, cloves, and cardamom at the bottom of their customers’ cups. Their days at the teashop are filled with talk of butterflies and good fortune intertwined with the sound of cinnamon shortbread being snapped by laced fingers.

That is, until the Council of Witches comes calling with news that the city Diviner has lost her powers, and the sisters suddenly find themselves being pulled in different directions. As Anne’s magic begins to develop beyond that of her sisters’, Beatrix’s writing attracts the attention of a publisher, and Violet is enchanted by the song of the circus—and perhaps a mischievous trapeze artist threatening to sweep her off her feet. It seems a family curse that threatens to separate the sisters is taking effect.

With dwindling time to rewrite their future and help three other witches challenge their own destinies, the Quigleys set out to bargain with Fate. But in focusing so closely on saving each other, will they lose sight of themselves?

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First we've got Bride of Chaotica!, in which Kate Mulgrew enthusiastically chews the scenery. Mmm! Part of a balanced breakfast!

Also, she's pretty judgey about Tom's extracurriculars. E remarked that her daily coinflip must've landed on "Mom", and I can't say she's wrong.

It's a fun breather episode so long as you forget the fact that dozens of photonic aliens died before anybody on Voyager even realized they were at war. Whoops! Also, they spend almost the entire episode mere inches away from a shipwide epidemic of some sort of gross gastrointestinal illness, but nobody seems to care about that either, it's all played for laughs.

Then this episode I completely forgot where Tuvok and Tom are crash-landed on a time displaced planet for several months or a year with a woman who is deeply crushing on Tuvok. Tom, for whatever weird reason of his own, is adamant that the correct course of action is for Tuvok to get in touch with his emotions and just go to bang city with this woman. E and I agreed that the actually correct and logical course of action was for Tuvok to give Tom that punch in the face that he is just begging for, but for some reason Tuvok refrained. Seriously, I have no idea what bug flew up Tom's butt this episode, but he was so fucking obnoxious for no reason at all. Maybe, Tom, you should get in touch with your emotions before you start lecturing the Vulcan about his. I genuinely have no idea what his deal was or was supposed to be.

On a very different note, I don't know if anybody can make it to London who cares, but Camlann is doing a live prequel episode in September. If you know a bit more about Arthuriana than I do you probably would like the audiodrama a lot. Or even if you only know as much as I do or a little less. The music is amazing.

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Happy Civil Holiday!

4 August 2025 09:59 am
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Living as I do in Ontario, a province run for and by assholes, the Civic Holiday is an "optional" holiday that employers may either observe or spend beating their employees with a stick no thicker than Andre the Giant's thumb.

Clarke Award Finalists 2008

4 August 2025 09:42 am
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2008: Norovirus is a smash hit with three million-plus Britons, an avoidable market collapse relieves boredom, and Boris Johnson’s election as mayor of London surely is not a harbinger of dark days to come.

Poll #33463 Clarke Award Finalists 2008
Open to: Registered Users, detailed results viewable to: All, participants: 24


Which 2008 Clarke Award Finalists Have You Read?

View Answers

Black Man by Richard Morgan
10 (41.7%)

The Carhullan Army by Sarah Hall
7 (29.2%)

The Execution Channel by Ken MacLeod
11 (45.8%)

The H-Bomb Girl by Stephen Baxter
0 (0.0%)

The Raw Shark Texts by Steven Hall
4 (16.7%)

The Red Men by Matthew De Abaitua
1 (4.2%)



Bold for have read, italic for intend to read, underline for never heard of it.

Which 2008 Clarke Award Finalists Have You Read?
Black Man by Richard Morgan
The Carhullan Army by Sarah Hall
The Execution Channel by Ken MacLeod
The H-Bomb Girl by Stephen Baxter
The Raw Shark Texts by Steven Hall
The Red Men by Matthew De Abaitua

Yesterday ended in a headache

4 August 2025 09:10 pm
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Lowkey enough that I felt bad complaining about it, but bad enough that I couldn't focus and had to go to bed early, and then I slept through half of today as well and only woke when I got hungry enough.

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One Cursed Rose by Rebecca Zanetti

4 August 2025 08:00 am
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One Cursed Rose

by Rebecca Zanetti
June 25, 2024 · Kensington
Contemporary RomanceRomance

TW/CW
mentions of CSA, violence (especially against women), dubious consent, rape, murder, torture, knife play, stalking, kidnapping, child trafficking, addiction

What a fever dream of a book, I tell ya hwat. To shelve it into a category, this is a dark fairytale (Beauty and the Beast) romance with dystopian elements.

Set in a sort of futuristic Silicon Valley, four families run the world’s most prominent social media conglomerates. Those conglomerates are run on different gemstones, with each family having an affinity for specific stones (garnets, diamonds, etc.). Their company’s power (I think? I’m honestly still confused by this part of the plot) hinges on people within the families being able to charge their stones with their own energies, and through social media reach. Each company also has a specialty in terms of how they reach their audience (i.e. emotional connection, mental connection, etc.).

Still following? No? Me either!

The heroine Alana is now the heir to Aquarius Social after the mysterious death of her brother. Aquarius is currently ranked fourth out of the four major conglomerates and Alana’s dad doesn’t love that. He thinks a merger with the heir of one of the other ranking companies would be beneficial and decides to marry her off to a man named Cal.

Thorn is the CEO of Malice Media, which is the most powerful of the companies. He’s been stalking Alana for months and isn’t too pleased to learn about this arranged marriage. What’s a man to do? Well, kidnap her, of course!

He’s scarred and cursed (obviously). Someone infected the garnet that powers his algorithm and that virus then infected him during a charging session. He’s slowly freezing to death with ice filling his organs.

The book is full of your classic “I know your body better than you do, even if you’re saying no.”

In fact, Thorn’s entire personality can be summed up in this quote from Alana:

Everything I know about Thorn tells me he would never respect a boundary he himself hadn’t set.

It gets old pretty quickly and I found myself frustrated that the heroine’s snarky responses had no follow through in her actions. Her boundaries were the consistency of a wet paper bag. She was dickmatized.

This also applies in a non-sexual capacity. There’s a scene where she’s attacked by a prominent figure but refuses to say anything publicly because she says she waited too long to say something to the police and blasting him on social media would turn into a he said/she said scenario that wouldn’t end well for her. I honestly would rather not see our reality of women reporting violence reflected in my romances, particularly in a romance featuring some wild fantastical elements like social media power crystals..

After finishing it, I honestly don’t know if I liked it. The social media and gemstone concept was interesting, but confusing. I thought the first half was decent and I breezed through the entirety of the book in a matter of hours. But the violence against women and the constant overruling of the heroine’s wants and needs by literally every man she encounters was exhausting. I feel like if it weren’t for that element, this book could have been more campy, off the wall, and fun – it could have been more of an F+. That being said, book two seems to have much better reviews on Goodreads and I already own it. I’ll continue the series, though probably not right away.

The whole thing felt like an SNL Stefon sketch because there’s so much going on.

This book has everything:

– social media powered by crystals
– being scared and horny
– a knife hilt in the hoo-ha
– serial killers
– twitching and fiery balls
– a type of synesthesia where you can taste people’s words
– a phobia of argyle patterns

You name it. It’s in there.

It’s honestly all too much to go into each of the above individually because we’d be here for the entire week. I will say, the hero’s balls twitched and were “on fire” so much that I had to stop and ask my partner if that was a thing. Their answer: not really. Myth busted.

To really end this one of a kind reading experience on a high note, the back of the book included a Spotify playlist. I knew maybe a quarter of the artists featured, but once I saw a particular track, I completely lost my mind. Like I’m talking 10pm fit of giggles and snorts.

So let’s cap things off together, as we listen to track eight from the One Cursed Rose playlist.

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A few years I created a database to organize my fanfics, stocked it with about 1800 fics from a handful of fandoms (mostly small ones), and then got swamped with things and put it on hold. Tonight I've finally caught up with the fandoms in it* and updated all of the lists, and thought it might be good to link them here in case someone hasn't seen the posts before or wants to revisit them now that I have added nearly 350 fics to the lists.

You can find them all linked at my master recs post. All lists indicate which ships are major in the fic, if any, and I mark a few additional things that may be helpful.

Fandoms currently included:
  • Alphas

  • FBI (CBS show)

  • FBI: Most Wanted

  • Fried Green Tomatoes (book & movie)

  • Push

  • Speed

  • The Matrix

as well as a smattering of recs from tinier fandoms (mainly movies). Fandoms with fewer than 30 fics in my database (such as Speed) are in a "Tiny fandoms" post, and there's a post just for crossovers as well.

In order to keep maintenance to a minimum, I don't include all the themes with the main posts above, but I generally include them with any post made on request. Themes tagged cover everything from tropes to grammar (I tag anything that isn't third person past tense) to story ending (positive, sad/unhappy, etc.) to AO3's archive warnings. If you want or need to be spoiled about everything, follow the directions on that post to request a custom recs list and I'd be happy to make one for you.

* The only fandoms not updated are the two FBI shows, because I haven't watched past S3 of the main show and S2 of the Most Wanted one. Someday, perhaps…
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Welcome back to Cover Awe! There’s something slightly new in how we do Cover Awe – the title will be bolded with a link to its SBTB info page where you can find buy links to several retailers.

Primal Mirror by Nalini Singh. In green is the outline of a man kissing a woman's forehead. Within that shape is a jungle with a prowling jaguar. Outside of that outline is dark green leaves and foliage texture.

Primal Mirror by Nalini Singh

Cover art by Tony Mauro

Sarah: I think this is really alluring. The silhouettes are evocative and intimate, and the solitary animal inside his image says so much – this is lush and gorgeous.

Amanda: I’m a sucker for an image within an image and and the forest green goes well with the setting on the cover.

Swift and Saddled by Lyla Sage. An illustrated cover that looks like an old pulp comic. There's a cotton candy sunset. A cowboy wraps his arms around a black-haired woman in overalls. He's kissing her cheek while she leans into him.

Swift and Saddled by Lyla Sage

Cover art by Austin Drake

Maya: So fun! And such a nice break from what has become standard romance cover art

Amanda: I know! It reminds me of like Bettie Page tattoos in that American traditional style.

Maya: Yes!! And some comic strips that I absolutely don’t know the names of

Sarah: I’ve started collecting these in a file. The vintage printed comics style with updated elements – her sleeve, for example – is brilliant and innovative.

Blank Paige by Ashley Griffin. A robin's egg blue cover with pastel yellow trees with bare branches and bird shapes on each side. The bottom right corner is designed to look like it's been ripped, revealing words underneath and a paper cutout off a woman with brown hair.

Blank Paige by Ashley Griffin

Cover art by Na Kim

From PamG: I can’t believe I’m sending you awesome instead of awful for the second time in a row. I love the simple color scheme, the delicate design, and the clever way that the cover relates to the actual story. Also, this has the distinction of being the only cover I’ve ever seen with a blank faced figure that actually fits the book description and doesn’t squick me out.

Sarah: That. Is. Gorgeous. Whoever designed that hit it out of the park. Look at the words on the hem of the skirt!

Lara: It’s exhilarating seeing an original cover!

Sarah: YES! My eyes got all wide and I actually grinned as I noticed all the little pieces – her dress, the shadow, the key, the cat – this is marvelous.

Lucy Undying by Kiersten White. A pale woman in a red dress with thick blonde hair. She's looking over her shoulder with red lips and a bleeding bite marks on her neck. Black bats fly across the bottom of the cover. The image of wolf heads with snarling teeth blend into her thick hair.

Lucy Undying by Kiersten White

Cover art by Audrey Benjaminsen

Amanda: Now this is the kind of creepy illustrated cover I’ve been waiting for.

Sarah: Whoaa that’s … A lot going on in a wow kind of way.

Amanda: I like how the hairpin blends in with the wolf eyes.

Carrie: Ummm Lucy, I read Dracula many times and you ain’t gonna like what you get transformed into at all.

Sarah: It looks like Dracula’s transformation of her included a really great conditioning regimen for her hair – or maybe it now naturally grows like that, which is a pretty strong argument for vampirism. Gorgeous, silky hair WITH WOLVES in it? I’m in.

 

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Posted by Amanda

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