Why horses should avoid drugs, and why birth control is bad

[delphipsmith]

Two book recs for today. I don't recommend you actually read them, necessarily, just...well, take a look :)

Latawnya the Naughty Horse Learns to Say No to Drugs

BIRTH CONTROL IS SINFUL IN THE CHRISTIAN MARRIAGES AND ALSO ROBBING GOD OF PRIESTHOOD CHILDREN!!

Those exclamation points aren't mine, ladies and gentlemen -- they're actually part of the title.

Read the reviews, they are hilarious. And the "People who viewed this also viewed..."

Comments

[pitry.livejournal.com]

OMG OMG OMG.
Every house should have these books. Esp. houses with children. It's the best way to teach kids what literature is - just point and say "NOT THAT!!!!!" :D :D :D

Edit: Holy shit, that thing costs $150?! Are the pages also made of gold?

[delphipsmith]

"Not that" is right. I guess with vanity presses you get to pick your cover price, and Ms Strong-Anderson clearly believes HER MESAGE IS WORTH A HOLE >LOT BECAUSE >GOD JEUS AMEN

I kind of wonder if the angle brackets are because she was emailing bits of it to her beta reader and then she just copy-pasted the reply, complete with brackets lol

You can get the Kindle version a lot cheaper, but this reviewer says it killed his Kindle XD

[pitry.livejournal.com]

Ha, you know, I didn't think about it but you're probably right about the brackets.... this is sooooo bizarre. And silly. And WHAT.