Dear Santa...

pyttan, you lucky dog. And that whole bank thing was my idea, don't blame perverse_idyll...

Dear Santa... Dear Santa, This year I've been busy! Last week I broke laurielover1912's X-Box (-12 points). Last Saturday perverse_idyll and I robbed a bank (-50 points). Last Sunday I bought porn for pyttan (10 points). In October on a flight to Colorado Springs, I stole the emergency flight information card (-40 points). Last Friday I saved a busload of nuns in Angola (326 points). Overall, I've been nice (234 points). For Christmas I deserve a pony! Sincerely, delphipsmith

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