Does Sen. John Kennedy's son, Preston, have pancreatic cancer? Here's the truth
25 November 2025 02:30 amThis Melania Trump photo is real, but it wasn't taken on Epstein's plane
25 November 2025 12:13 am[ SECRET POST #6898 ]
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Did Musk turn off X location feature after finding overseas right-wing accounts? What we know
24 November 2025 10:49 pmDid Erika Kirk say she's pregnant with her 3rd child? Rumors remain unfounded
24 November 2025 09:42 pmInvestigating claim DHS runs official X account from Israel
24 November 2025 09:14 pmThe patriotic bot brigade
24 November 2025 10:30 pmSome users were based in places like Nigeria, Eastern Europe, and India despite posting U.S.-focused right-wing content

It's hard not to laugh at how the modern internet keeps exposing the loudest "patriots" online. The moment X rolled out its new "About This Account" transparency feature, it became obvious that many of the accounts shouting about civil war in the US aren't even located in the US. They're posting from places like Nigeria, Russia, Bangladesh, Eastern Europe, basically anywhere with cheap internet and a financial incentive to manufacture outrage.
For years, Americans have believed their political divide was between liberals and conservatives, patriots vs "globalists". But this new feature showed something far more embarrassing: much of the online conflict wasn't between Americans at all, it was between Americans and foreign troll farms. Suddenly, every profile wrapped in American flags, Bible quotes, and AI-generated eagles came with a geolocation tag, and a staggering number weren't remotely close to the US.
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Contextualizing claim this video shows Trump having 'hard time walking' with grandson
24 November 2025 07:24 pmBird Mother: Life's a Struggle (1984)
24 November 2025 01:11 pm
Bird Mother (or Madár mama in Hungarian) is, as you might guess, a game where you play as a mother bird who must build a nest, feed her babies, and protect the young while they fledge. (It's also an early example of a game with a female protagonist!) You might also guess from the release date and the English subtitle "Life's a Struggle" that the game is hard, and you'd be correct in that as well. I was actually impressed by how uncomfortably infuriating the game is to play.
( more about the game and a little info on personal computers in Communist Europe )
You can play Bird Mother in your browser if you wish to be reminded that whether you build your nest in the First World or the Second, life truly is a struggle.
FIC: Border Port (Tempestuous Tours)
24 November 2025 12:27 pmSome elders of the borderland still remember the months in 949 when Daxis's Border Port was crowded with war refugees, caused by the outbreak of war between Koretia and Emor.
For a place of somber history, Border Port is an exceptionally cheerful town. Border Port is the only port in the borderland, though you can easily journey to the borderland from points north and south. Disembarking at Border Port, however, places you immediately into one of the liveliest locations in the borderland.
"Lively" is a euphemism for "rowdy." Do not – I repeat, do not – wander here unescorted if you are a woman. Families with small children will probably want to pass through this town quickly, taking overnight accommodations elsewhere.
Unmarried men, however, are likely to enjoy their visit. Sailors have long made this town – one of the oldest ports in the Great Peninsula – their place for recreation. Daxions have happily met their needs. In this mild climate, entertainment is year-round and usually takes place on the streets. Daxion bards sing on every corner, Emorian jugglers stand in every doorway, and Koretian dagger-throwers lay claim over every handy wooden wall. Look out for the last; dagger-throwers don't offer warning before they throw.
Many of these entertainers will have bowls at their feet. These are for coins or – if you do not yet possess peninsularean coinage – for gifts of food. Be generous in your offerings; bards in particular are inclined to offer commentary on stingy listeners, in the form of excruciatingly derisive ballads.
"But what about the women?" Many a northern mainlander has asked me that question. Houses of prostitution are indeed abundant in the Border Port. I mention this, not in order to encourage this distasteful trade, but because these houses are often overlooked by mainlanders who come to the Great Peninsula in search of wives. See the section on courting for more information.
[Translator's note: Readers can take a trip to Border Port in Death Mask.]
Er Mah Gourd!
24 November 2025 02:00 pmEek! I think I’ve forgotten to mention this year what is possibly the most popular indicator of Fall - you know, the one you see in every coffee shop, restaurant, and bakery across the nation.
Yep, I'm talking about that ubiquitous Fall flavor:
...Poop brûlée
Kidding, kidding. We all know the actual flavor of Fall is pumpkin:
...with poop on top.
Or on the side!
Or just washed down the edges.
Or whatever is happening here.
And when bakers aren't grossing us out with log-a-riffic "stem" action on their pumpkin cakes, they're busy gleefully spitting in the eye of Mother Nature:
I can just imagine them dramatically twirling their mustachios now:
"Take THAT, nature, with your natural shapes, and your natural colors, and your sickening lack of spikes and crappy silly string. HA. Haha! AHAHAHAHAHAA!!"
"Oh, and I always wanted my pumpkins to have a sphincter, so there."
Now, you might be questioning whether that is actually supposed to be a pumpkin.
First of all, NEVER QUESTION THE JEN.
Lest she speak of herself in the third person.
And second of all, of COURSE it's a pumpkin.
Can't you see that it's orange? And green? And brown?
WHAT MORE DO YOU WANT, YOU UNGRATEFUL PEOPLE PUMPKIN EATERS?
Ah.
Well, don't you worry; the turkey cakes are coming.
Thanks to Carol W., Rheanne K., Dawn R., Brady, Julie P., Holley R., Jessica S., & Lisa S. for the excuse to type the following: Ermahgourd! Permpkins!
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P.S. Here's a great book for those of you with kids around the house this Thanksgiving:
How To Catch A Turkey
The illustrations are fantastic and it's especially fun to real aloud:
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And from my other blog, Epbot:
Is Thanksgiving dinner 25% cheaper in 2025, as Trump claimed? Here's what the data shows
24 November 2025 02:00 pmI forgot to add a title, so here we are.
24 November 2025 08:02 pm- I generally subscribe back if we have shared interests and if the vibes are good. I don't really have access-locked posts yet, so I don't have a clear policy on that for now.
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Main Fandoms: Fire Emblem: Three Houses, My Hero Academia
FE3H
- Sylvain Jose Gautier / Felix Hugo Fraldarius
- Marianne von Edmund / Hilda Valentine Goneril
- Caspar von Bergliez / Linhardt von Hevring
- I'm also into Caspar von Bergliez / Ashe Ubert / Linhardt von Hevring <3
My Hero Academia
- Todoroki Shouto / Bakugo Katsuki / Midoriya Izuku (poly ship/OT3, but all variations are okay too, like BakuDeku or TodoBaku, etc.)
- In order of preference, it's BakuDeku, TodoDeku, and TodoBaku
- Kaminari Denki / Jiro Kyouka
- Togata Mirio / Amajiki Tamaki
Other ships: Killugon, Hisoillu, Okubade, Twiyor, Damianya, USUK, GerIta
Other Anime/Manga: Code Geass, 86, Fullmetal Alchemist Brotherhood, Naruto, Chainsaw Man, The Fragrant Flower Blooms with Dignity, Dungeon Meshi, Sousou no Frieren; I tend to like a lot of shounen/seinen, but I also like slice-of-life, comedy, and romcoms.
Webcomics/Manhwa: The Remarried Empress, True Beauty
