Not much to report here today. I only went out for one walk, and here's a photo from it. This was in the evening, hence the low sun. It's a field on the edge of Bewdley that's well known locally as it's conserved in a low-tech fashion to encourage wildlife. Those ancient trees are the cherries -- they no longer produce fruit, but they're the last remnants of the orchards that used to cover this area a century ago, before modern suburban development. (Just behind me is a housing estate.) Under the trees is a long-abandoned tractor. Also, we could do with some rain.
Is it a spoiler to state the PREMISE of Never Let Me Go by Kazuo Ishiguro, which is revealed 80 pages in but is treated as a secret by the jacket copy?
Technically yes, but the book is 20 years old and it's common knowledge now. 26 (53.1%)
I'm not familiar with the book. 16 (32.7%)
Is it a spoiler to state the GENRE of Never Let Me Go by Kazuo Ishiguro, which is discernible neither from the jacket copy nor from where it was shelved in my library?
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Things to do Have tea with Egyptian friend to exchange stuff (Sunday night?) (postponed) buy some groceries and work snacks from Aldi get cash / deposit a check pick up my laundry buy gas (for the car) Ask neighbor if he will help clear the plants out of my alley and backyard (in exchange for cash) gardening! (there still are some plants not in proper pots) Keep sewing my red SCA dress package up the dried herbs so you can harvest more herbs to dry package up craft swap things to mail to people! new: put away the groceries new: put away the dishes new: put away the laundry
Things to cook/eat Clear room to put pickled things in the refrigerator eat pickles? start another jar of cucumber pickles Do I want to try making cabbage kimchi? (not with this cabbage - use a fresher one) marinate tofu for dinners (try making spicy tofu with the chinese soybean paste in the sauce) eat butternut squash! make paste to take to work for some book repairs!
Apple CEO Tim Cook presented Trump With a glass statue with a gold base, gets tariff break.
I really hope Timmy Boy wasn't stupid and the base is actually gold plated. He could probably afford to give tRump real gold but what's the point? tRump could turn around and pull the tariff break at any time.
So I guess bribery is completely legal now - if yo9're bribing tRump.
I hope tRump does pull the tariff break. They're both assholes.
Anyways, older Apple desktops and laptops work great with Linux or with Open Core Legacy Patcher. Work was tossing out 15 old Macbook Pro laptops (mostly from the 2010- 2012) and I resurrected 8 of them with more RAM, SSD hard drives and Open Core Legacy Patcher. The others were too damaged to waste my time on. I donated 7 of them to my church. They're a little pokey but for cruising the web, office stuff and other light usage they're just fine.
That's right, folks: the day you've been waiting for is finally here. All those hours of planning, long nights of anticipation, and stockpiling of Lactaid pills will finally pay off, because today...is Cheesecake Wreck Day.
Now, I know what you're thinking. "Jem," you're thinking - because you frequently get me mixed up with the 80s cartoon rocker - "Jem, how is it even possible to Wreck a cheese cake?"
Why, like this, my adorably confused reader:
[singing] "This-is-how-we-do-it!"
Aww, I see this was taken on my birthday, Mike & Angie. Well, thanks for the thought and all, but that drippy brown splotch has just reminded me: I...uh...don't eat drippy brown splotches. Sorry.
So that's a traditional cheesecake Wreck, but what if I told you it gets even Wreckier?
BEHOLD, THE WEDDING CHEESE CAKE WRECK!!!
Yes, my dear Wreckies, I'm afraid it's true: that is a "cake" made entirely of cheese. And not a sweet cream cheese, either - oh no. I'm talkin' the stuff that gets described with words like "sharp," "green veining," and "stinky feet." And it's a wedding cake.
I wish I could say this is a one-time fluke, but unfortunately wedding cheese "cakes" are a growing trend. They're not in addition to the traditional cake, either; they're in place of it. Meaning there is no actual wedding cake at these weddings - just cheese. Cheese! As if that's an acceptable substitute!
What happened to the time-tested wedding arrangement? You know, the one where we bring expensive linens, crystal, and espresso-makers in exchange for a free meal, a little boozy dancing, and a slice of gorgeously decorated, oh-so-scrumptious cake?
Frankly, it only adds insult to injury when someone tries to "pretty" these things up, too:
Fake flowers and ribbon pinned (yes, pinned) into cheese wheels does not an elegant "cake" make.
Still, nothing's as bad as combining cake, cheese, and a pork pie all into a single display:
The question is, can you tell which layer is which?
Cass J., Anony M., Stella P., & Second Anony., I Camembert it; all the Gouda puns Havarti been used!
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P.S. If you also enjoy cheesy puns, then BRIE-HOLD!
More details later but it seems the group is essentially Don Quixote in the form of a Brettonian knight's bastard who has completely bought into chivalric ideals despite the fact no true knight considers him worthy to have such ideals, and an assortment of hangers-on who see him as a meal ticket.
Which is to say, the group is centred on someone who will seek out adventure.
I had to be in Worcester today for reasons that aren't interesting and took up quite a bit of the day without being especially enjoyable. Ah well, at least it didn't rain! Today's 365 photo is a classic scene that, like yesterday's pic, I've posted before but not as part of this project. It's the view down the River Severn from the main bridge in Worcester city centre. You can see the Cathedral in the distance and the "Glover's Needle" (a spire that's lost its church) to the left.
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Marvel Cinematic Universe Phil Coulson/Steve Rogers — Over 250 works. Last works were posted in 2024. Loki/Steve Rogers — Over 250 works. Loki/Sif — Over 250 works.
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Once again, time for my reading choices to be judged. The candidates this time are:
The Rose in the Abyss (深渊的玫瑰, pinyin: shenyuan de meigui) by Wu Liao Dao Di (无聊到底). By the same author as the alpaca baihe, this is set in a post-apocalyptic world. According to the JJWXC synopsis (which often can't be 100% trusted), the protagonist rescues a silent, feral girl whom she eventually discovers may not be entirely human.
The Pumpkin Coach and Cinderella (南瓜马车灰姑娘, pinyin: nangua mache huiguniang) by Mo Bao Fei Bao (墨宝非宝). A contemporary romance of some sort, by an author who mostly writes yanqing (and has had some of her stuff adapted as live action dramas). I'm reading this mainly because my pack rat tendencies mean I have it as an uncensored print edition — it's the first baihe to be licensed by morefate. Other than that, I know absolutely nothing about it.
Home for the Funeral (奔丧, pinyin: bensang) by Nan Hu Tang (南胡唐). Advertised as folk horror. The protagonist returns to her home village to host a funeral, and eerie things start to happen. I'm not particularly superstitious, but I will take extra care to make sure I'm not reading this during Ghost Month.
Memories of a Shanghai Summer (沪夏往事, pinyin: hu xia wangshi) by Shi Ci (是辞), a Republican Era tragedy (as 90% of them are).
365 Ways of Surviving at a High Difficulty Level (三百六十五种高难度活法, pinyin: sanbai liushiwu zhong gao nandu huo fa) by Mo Ran Piao (莫然漂). Thriller that seemingly begins with one of the leads in a psychiatric institution. Here's hoping the author is at least vaguely normal about mental illness.
Salieri and Mozart (萨列里与莫扎特) by Z Lu (Z鹿), showbiz baihe with a romance between a pop idol type and a classically-trained opera singer.
I wanted to throw in at least one historical but the ones I looked at were just. Too long.
This week's questions were suggested by sparklesalad.
1. What is one food (or meal) you used to hate but now love?
2. If you had to give up one of your favorite foods (or meals) for good, what would it be, and why?
3. Which food seems like it should be healthy and isn't, and do you eat it? Why?
4. If you were an item of food, personified, what would you be and why?
5. You've seen tomatoes and pies used for this purpose ... now think of a more inventive item of food one could throw at someone. What is it and why would throwing it at someone be hilarious?
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