Never never on a Tuesday

[delphipsmith]

In the past three months I've only posted on a Tuesday three times, and not a single Tuesday this month. I do not know the reason for this. Tuesdays are, by and large, no more or less busy than any other day. Friday would seem the least likely day for posting, what with going out to dinner or a few drinks etc. However, I feel the need to break this peculiar streak and what better way than to share a Blackadder or two or three?

BLACKADDER: Baldrick, does it have to be this way? Our valued friendship ending with me cutting you up into strips and telling the prince that you walked over a very sharp cattle grid in an extremely heavy hat?

BLACKADDER: They do say, Mrs. M, that verbal insults hurt more than physical pain. They are, of course, wrong, as you'll soon discover when I stick this toasting fork in your head.

BLACKADDER: I've got a plan so cunning you could put a tail on it and call it a weasel.

BLACKADDER: Oh, it's a scythe...