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delphipsmith134. Dingos ate my baby.
135. I was abducted by aliens and when they edited my brain to remove all memory of the event they overshot and got my memory of my LJ account.
136. I've been suffering from a bad case of spontaneous phalangeal detachment.*
137. I drank too much. Every day. For the last three weeks.
138. I unexpectedly gave birth to octuplets and have been preoccupied with whether it would be inappropriate to name them Buffy, Willow, Xander, Giles, Tara, Faith, Darla and Spike.
139. The animals in the house erupted in rebellion, and we've only just re-established control of the laptops and can opener.
140. I'm a terrible human being (but still lovable and cute, natch).
*My fingers fell off.
135. I was abducted by aliens and when they edited my brain to remove all memory of the event they overshot and got my memory of my LJ account.
136. I've been suffering from a bad case of spontaneous phalangeal detachment.*
137. I drank too much. Every day. For the last three weeks.
138. I unexpectedly gave birth to octuplets and have been preoccupied with whether it would be inappropriate to name them Buffy, Willow, Xander, Giles, Tara, Faith, Darla and Spike.
139. The animals in the house erupted in rebellion, and we've only just re-established control of the laptops and can opener.
140. I'm a terrible human being (but still lovable and cute, natch).
*My fingers fell off.
