Excuses for not posting, no's 134-140

[delphipsmith]

134. Dingos ate my baby.
135. I was abducted by aliens and when they edited my brain to remove all memory of the event they overshot and got my memory of my LJ account.
136. I've been suffering from a bad case of spontaneous phalangeal detachment.*
137. I drank too much. Every day. For the last three weeks.
138. I unexpectedly gave birth to octuplets and have been preoccupied with whether it would be inappropriate to name them Buffy, Willow, Xander, Giles, Tara, Faith, Darla and Spike.
139. The animals in the house erupted in rebellion, and we've only just re-established control of the laptops and can opener.
140. I'm a terrible human being (but still lovable and cute, natch).


*My fingers fell off.

Comments

[alovelycupoftea.livejournal.com]

I unexpectedly gave birth to octuplets and have been preoccupied with whether it would be inappropriate to name them Buffy, Willow, Xander, Giles, Tara, Faith, Darla and Spike.

That would not in any way be inappropriate.

*g*

[delphipsmith]

Thank you :) When I have octuplets some day I will call you as a supporting witness when the Birth Certificate Nurse says, "Are you nutz??!"

[noeon.livejournal.com]

Ooooh. I need some of these. I haven't posted in EONS.

*snuggles* Yup, put outrageous things up, get snuggles. That'll larn ya!

[delphipsmith]

You realize you're just rewarding bad behavior, right? And of course I appreciate it immensely ;)