Things I learned today

[delphipsmith]

A tachyonic antitelephone is a thing.

Reading fanfic can teach you valuable life skills.

Rush Limbaugh really is a complete and utter ass. (OK, that one I pretty much suspected already.)

Zombie migration patterns can be mathematically predicted.

I have to make this. SOON.

nursedarry sent me the coolest wine EVER. reH tlhIngan wo' taHjaj!!

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Also, there are still some free books left!

Comments

Things I learned from Fanfic

[inamac.livejournal.com]

Thank you for that Buzzfeed link, The first one - oh so much!

Re: Things I learned from Fanfic

[delphipsmith]

BACKBACKBACKBACKBACK!!

[mundungus42.livejournal.com]

So much awesome except for Limbaugh, but that was the point!

WE WILL DRINK BLOOD WINE ON CARDASSIA PRIME!

Oh shit, except we don't have warp technology yet.

WE WILL DRINK BLOOD WINE IN LINCOLN NEBRASKA!

Which is almost equidistant between us.

[delphipsmith]

Ha! Yes indeed, someday :)

[tcpip.livejournal.com]

Oh my goodness, your wine collection just gets better and better.

(Our collection for the day was crystal skull vodka with skull shot glasses)

[delphipsmith]

With little help from my friends, yes it does. Sadly, this company doesn't ship overseas either. I'm starting to think I should contact the US Export Dept. and get licensed. Clearly there's a yawning chasm that needs to be filled.

[tcpip.livejournal.com]

I can see the Wines of Delphi doing quite well.

Bertrand Russell, in "The History of Western Philosophy" blames wine for the invention of philosophy!

[delphipsmith]

As the person who provided the germ of the idea, you will get a discount :)

[tcpip.livejournal.com]

I can see myself doing more philosophy. *hic*

[kellychambliss.livejournal.com]

That sweet potato thing looks fabulous. I'm a sucker for s. p. in virtually any way. I don't even mind the marshmallows that so many people sneer at these days, though there are so many better things to do with s. p. that I usually skip the marshmallows.

Oh, that blood wine! I'm like that snotty kid Veruca Salt in the Willie Wonka -- "Don't care how, I want it NOW!"

[delphipsmith]

I'm planning on trying the sweet potato thing later this week. I prefer savory over sweet too. The wine was really good, but sadly, it did not last long -- we were good Klingons and killed them swiftly ;0

[dreamy-dragon73.livejournal.com]

That wine looks excellent!

Also thanks for the buzzfeed link. So very true ;)

[delphipsmith]

It was quite tasty. And yes, I think the buzzfeed article has excellent points, especially the one about ships, "canon", and pirates lol

[ladyoneill.livejournal.com]

#10 of the fanfic thing (the ship and canon = pirates) is how confused all our guys are at HSU, which is probably why they keep "going to war" (aka wandering around looking for things to fight and ending up drinking rum on the beach).

[delphipsmith]

If only that were everyone's definition of "going to war" the world would be a far better place :)

[ladyoneill.livejournal.com]

If HSU really existed, the world/universe would be a much better place. *sigh*

[delphipsmith]

So true. Why aren't we in charge of the world??

[arcanetrivia]

A Paso red blend... sounds like a thing I might like!

[delphipsmith]

It was very tasty, but sadly was no match for our thirst and died swiftly :)

[haruhi-fan.livejournal.com]

Yep that zombie math story was something I saw a while back at http://www.ctvnews.ca/sci-tech/worried-about-a-zombie-plague-mathematics-might-help-prepare-you-1.2082173 while sweet potatoes with anything rock! Nice Klington wine, best served with a cold dish. Sorry I had to say it. :P

[delphipsmith]

best served with a cold dish - Ha! Yes indeed :)